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ken funster
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Here's where you can ask Skam a question you think he knows the answer to.....anything!

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January 25, 2009 at 8:53 PM Flag Quote & Reply

Jari
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Where's Skampy?

January 26, 2009 at 5:43 PM Flag Quote & Reply

Skam
Member
Posts: 19

Well,

how the hell is everyone doing in 2009 !!

Hopefully the ROST is doing well, and alive and kicking!

Where's Skampy?

Well Jari,

we are now living on Vancouver Island in a small town called Black Creek British Columbia...

Have been here since November after the wood industry took a turn for the worst and the new guy on the block did not have the same personality I did... so I got kinda paid to go away...

So, we are focusing on the photography business, living in our 32' RV and have a river on one side, a marina on the other, and the ocean out our front window..... bald eagles, seals, blue herons, oh my!!!!

 

Hope this answers the Q with my A

 

as always,

see ya

Skam

 

 

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January 28, 2009 at 2:14 PM Flag Quote & Reply

ken funster
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Posts: 73

Hope things get better for you in 2009 there Skam.

Although when I sit here in White Winter Wonderland and it's -30 with a -45 wind chill for what seems like weeks on end, that flowing river, unfrozen ocean and beautiful green BC scenery sounds a bit like paradise to me.

So, why don't you come to Manitoba?  OK just jokin' but it's cheap to live here.Our economy is slow and steady but still not going down.... and we do have trees.... and some scenery.

 

Or were you thinkin' of becomin' a RB roadie?

 

oh whoops that's too many questions....

:P

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January 29, 2009 at 2:16 AM Flag Quote & Reply

Skam
Member
Posts: 19

Funster,

Why don't I come to Manitoba? Sorry dude, though my folks live there, my Grandma lives there, many aunts/uncles/cousins live there, I cannot return.... conditions for my probation.... when I moved out west in 2005, I drove through Manitoba and made the comment that I never saw any Buffalo(though they symbol used to be on their license plates) and was quickly arrested, tarred and furred (buffalo fur) and was escorted out of the province... who would have thunk?

Am I thinking of becomin' a RB roadie? I would love too, as I have many tattoos and am extremely fit and good looking... but I do not have a pot belly or a large belt buckle and could not possible be a roadie without the essentials of the job....

Whoops that's too many questions.... sorry this is not a question... you were just testing me....

as always

see ya

Skam

January 30, 2009 at 2:11 PM Flag Quote & Reply

Jari
Member
Posts: 25

Damn - poor lumberjacks! Finland have the same sit. Mills are down.


Nah roudie - better be a groupie!

January 30, 2009 at 5:42 PM Flag Quote & Reply

Molly
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Excuse me...since when have roadies be good looking?

January 30, 2009 at 11:06 PM Flag Quote & Reply

Skam
Member
Posts: 19

Hey, Happy Sunday everyone....

 Molly asks "Excuse me... since when have roadies be good looking?"

Skamswer "Since Stevie Wonder and Jeff Healy were surrounded by substandard roadies in 1972 and 1993 respectively... due to their lack of vision, the Rockstars of North America (RoNA) have made it law that you have to be at least homely to protect the visionless bands of the world.... subsection 4.... paragraph 2... chapter 11..."

This law enabled Deme to move from roadie to groupie...... there are no laws to protect visionless artists from less than homely groupies.....

see ya

Skam

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Wham Bam thank you Skam

February 1, 2009 at 2:32 PM Flag Quote & Reply

Jari
Member
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Since when you started to wear Jussi-shirts and sing duo?

February 6, 2009 at 8:53 AM Flag Quote & Reply

ken funster
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Posts: 73

Skam.... how have you adjusted to the extrememly milder winter you've experienced in Campbell River?

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February 7, 2009 at 4:10 PM Flag Quote & Reply

garryh
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Posts: 31

Huh? What? Shut up I'm drinkin! About time to go see the Bucket!

February 7, 2009 at 6:36 PM Flag Quote & Reply

Skam
Member
Posts: 19

Well,

we have just arrived as of late yesterday on the southern part of Vancouver Island... between Sooke and VIctoria.... it was quite the dangerous trip pulling the RV through the snow... apparently is never snows here... ya, right...

Ken want to know "How have you adjusted tot he extemely milder winter in Campbell RIver?"

Well Funster, we simply pumped our much thicker northern blood out of our system, and pumped in prethinned reptile blood so we would not over heat and die and untimely death.... that and we undid the top button on your shirts and removed our sweater vests....

Jariweoutofthewoods yet asks "since when did I start wearing Jussi-shirts and singing duo?"

Well Jariwelistening, the answer is simple.... since Georg has been wearing his black cowboy shirt with sleeves and collar.... so, 12 years is the skamswer....

Garry wants to know "Huh? What? shut up I'm drinkin! about time to go see the Bucket!"

Garry, the skamswer is simple, please don't drink and post... pull your computer over to the side of your desk and sleep it off...

hey, thanks for being a Buckethead,

as always

see ya

Skam

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Wham Bam thank you Skam

February 12, 2009 at 8:26 PM Flag Quote & Reply

Skam
Member
Posts: 19

Good Sunday all,

WOW, must remember not to write in black..... like above in my ramblings it does not show up to gooder!!

we are spending our last weekend on Vancouver Island b4 heading back to the snow and the cold... brrrrr..

have a good one

L8R

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February 22, 2009 at 11:51 AM Flag Quote & Reply

Jari
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Posts: 25

Do you follow hockey?

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February 22, 2009 at 5:11 PM Flag Quote & Reply

Skam
Member
Posts: 19

Hey Jari, good question...

1.) Do I follow hockey?

I do follow hockey, but don't seem to understand it... for one thing, they don't play any Rhino Bucket?, and with my failing eyesight I lose track of the puck...so I say "Puck it" and don't watch...

kiitos Finlander Jariwelistening

 

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Wham Bam thank you Skam

April 2, 2009 at 6:25 PM Flag Quote & Reply

Rost
Site Owner
Posts: 34

Dear Skam

 

can you tell me why Finnish hockey players are called as Finnish Lions?

 

and other thing that bothers me is why my nose is like this...

 

Cheers Chazz

 

May 5, 2009 at 4:16 AM Flag Quote & Reply

Skam
Member
Posts: 19

Hey Chazz, thanks for the belated birthday wishes!!! just kidding, not one you Bucketheads sent cash or money orders or cheques again this year !!!!

anyways, right to the juicy question and skamswers....

Chazz asked "Why are Finnish hockey players call Finnish Lions?"

the Skamswer "Because when the other team shoots the puck, they are always Lion on the ice in fear!!"

Chazz also wants to know "Why is my nose like this, it really bothers me?"

Skamswer, "Chazz, it's kinda personal, so I am only writing this for you, all others please don't read it.......k, Chazz, it's like the time you didn't like your butt, I had you remove your finger, and you liked it again.... same goes for the nose, take your thumb out, and it will look normal"

Cheers,

Skam who turned 46 on Monday

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Wham Bam thank you Skam

May 6, 2009 at 12:18 PM Flag Quote & Reply

garryh
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Posts: 31

Has the USA become Canada yet? More like Venezuela....Or cuba

May 24, 2009 at 2:27 PM Flag Quote & Reply

Skam
Member
Posts: 19

garryh at 02:27PM on May 24, 2009

Has the USA become Canada yet? More like Venezuela....Or cuba

Garry, my fellow American!! I am not sure how you can even ask that, why our President Obama has unified us to be one BIG country. I am just not sure of the words to our National Anthem... "Oh say can you sea, buy the Don's early lite, when the ramparts red glare, strong and free, our home and native land, the bombs bursting in air, gave us OH CanadaUSA, and the land of the free, and home of the Atlantic Braves" man, I gotta work on this BIGTIME!!! as always, hope this finds you well, dictated but not read Skam
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June 27, 2009 at 11:15 AM Flag Quote & Reply

Rost
Site Owner
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I WANT PANCAKES!!

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June 30, 2009 at 8:40 AM Flag Quote & Reply

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